so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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