If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
home. puking in laundry basket.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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