I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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