One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Randomize
