Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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