Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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