I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
That's how pantless uber rides happen
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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