Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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