Do vagina's smell?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
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