i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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