what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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