Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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