this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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