What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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