Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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