do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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