how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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