whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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