Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
My vagina just clenched in fear
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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