id be glad to
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
