Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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