I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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