My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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