My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Randomize
