YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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