she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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