I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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