I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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