I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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