they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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