He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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