he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
