I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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