My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Randomize
