I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
