i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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