who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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