She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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