she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
