this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Randomize
