This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
pop tarts are not kleenex
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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