Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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