: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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