All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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