He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I have post one night stand depression
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