We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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