And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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