Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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