P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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