I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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