going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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