is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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